Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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