So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
