Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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