i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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