was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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