I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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