they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
