Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Randomize
