Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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