i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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