I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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