i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Oh god it's open bar.
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