Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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