On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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