we have officially lost it.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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