Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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