dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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