You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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