Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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