i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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