oh god the rape fog is back!
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
In other news, I just burned my penis
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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