i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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