Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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