barbara walters just said penis...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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