she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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