This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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