As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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