Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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