Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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