Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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