Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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