I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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