Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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