There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Randomize
