doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I just want nice things and good sex
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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