Midget sex pt 2 tonight
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
nutella sex= disaster
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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