If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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