why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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