Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
