Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Barsexuality is the new black.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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