How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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