nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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