K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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