u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I think I died a long time ago.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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