then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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