3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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