Need sex. Gaining weight.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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