clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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