On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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