So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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