Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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