i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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