Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
