we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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