So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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