no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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